<<display either("p_proverb","p_rainbow","p_animal","p_prime","p_friend","p_friend2","p_color","p_define","p_hope","p_care")>>

.transition-in {\n\topacity:0;\n\tposition:absolute;\n}\n.passage:not(.transition-out) {\n\ttransition: 0s;\n\t-webkit-transition: 0s;\n}\n.transition-out {\n\topacity:0;\n\tposition:absolute;\n}

<<$color = [\n"amber",\n"beige",\n"black",\n"blue",\n"brown",\n"crimson",\n"cyan",\n"grey",\n"green",\n"indigo",\n"magenta",\n"orange",\n"pink",\n"purple",\n"red",\n"violet",\n"white",\n"yellow"\n]>>

<<if $score gt $r_score1>>\n\t<<remember $r_score3 = $r_score2>>\n\t<<remember $r_score2 = $r_score1>>\n\t<<remember $r_score1 = $score>>\n<<else if $score gt $r_score2>>\n\t<<remember $r_score3 = $r_score2>>\n\t<<remember $r_score2 = $score>>\n<<else if $score gt $r_score3>>\n\t<<remember $r_score3 = $score>>\n<<endif>>

<h1>Affect Engine^TM</h1>\nv1.0.0\n\n<h2>Score: <<$score>>\nLives: <<$lives>></h2>

<<remember $r_plays++>><<remember $r_v1p0p0 = 1>><<display highscorecalc>><center><h1>Affect Engine^TM</h1>\nv1.0.0\n\n<h2>Final Score: <<$score>>\n\nHIGH SCORES\n<<$r_score1>>\n<<$r_score2>>\n<<$r_score3>>\n</h2>\n<a onclick="location.reload()" class="internalLink">Play Again</a></center>

<<$rainbow = [\n"You have a great need for other people to like and admire you.",\n"You have a tendency to be critical of yourself.",\n"You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage.",\n"While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them.",\n"Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside.",\n"At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing.",\n"You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations.",\n"You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof.",\n"You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others.",\n"At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved.",\n"Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic.",\n"Security is one of your major goals in life."\n]>>

<<$bloo to either($rainbow)>>\n\n[[Yes|game][$tempyes to 1]] / [[No|game][$tempno to 1]]

<<set $atarget to $chosen_adjs.pop()>><<set $atarget to $atarget.toString()>>If being <<$atarget>> makes you happy, I am happy for you. If it doesn't, please know that it need not define who you are.\n\n[[Yes|game][$tempyes to 1]] / [[No|game][$tempno to 1]]

<<if $tempyes>>\n\t<<remember $r_yes++>>\n\t<<set $tempyes to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $tempno>>\n\t<<remember $r_no++>>\n\t<<set $tempno to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $tempthank>>\n\t<<remember $r_thank++>>\n\t<<set $tempthank to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $tempsilence>>\n\t<<remember $r_silence++>>\n\t<<set $tempsilence to 0>>\n<<endif>>

<<set $word1 = either($adj)>>\s\n<<set $word2 = either($adj)>>\s\nAre you [[<<$word1>>|game][$chosen_adjs.push($word1)]] or [[<<$word2>>|game][$chosen_adjs.push($word2)]]?

<<$animal = ["aardvark",\n"alligator",\n"alpaca",\n"antelope",\n"ape",\n"armadillo",\n"baboon",\n"badger",\n"bat",\n"bear",\n"beaver",\n"bison",\n"boar",\n"buffalo",\n"bull",\n"camel",\n"canary",\n"capybara",\n"cat",\n"chameleon",\n"cheetah",\n"chimpanzee",\n"chinchilla",\n"chipmunk",\n"cougar",\n"cow",\n"coyote",\n"crocodile",\n"crow",\n"deer",\n"dingo",\n"dog",\n"donkey",\n"dromedary",\n"elephant",\n"elk",\n"ewe",\n"ferret",\n"finch",\n"fish",\n"fox",\n"frog",\n"gazelle",\n"gila monster",\n"giraffe",\n"gnu",\n"goat",\n"gopher",\n"gorilla",\n"grizzly bear",\n"ground hog",\n"guinea pig",\n"hamster",\n"hedgehog",\n"hippopotamus",\n"hog",\n"horse",\n"hyena",\n"ibex",\n"iguana",\n"impala",\n"jackal",\n"jaguar",\n"kangaroo",\n"koala",\n"lamb",\n"lemur",\n"leopard",\n"lion",\n"lizard",\n"llama",\n"lynx",\n"mandrill",\n"marmoset",\n"mink",\n"mole",\n"mongoose",\n"monkey",\n"moose",\n"mountain goat",\n"mouse",\n"mule",\n"muskrat",\n"mustang",\n"mynah bird",\n"newt",\n"ocelot",\n"opossum",\n"orangutan",\n"oryx",\n"otter",\n"ox",\n"panda",\n"panther",\n"parakeet",\n"parrot",\n"pig",\n"platypus",\n"polar bear",\n"porcupine",\n"porpoise",\n"prairie dog",\n"puma",\n"rabbit",\n"raccoon",\n"ram",\n"rat",\n"reindeer",\n"reptile",\n"rhinoceros",\n"salamander",\n"seal",\n"sheep",\n"shrew",\n"silver fox",\n"skunk",\n"sloth",\n"snake",\n"squirrel",\n"tapir",\n"tiger",\n"toad",\n"turtle",\n"walrus",\n"warthog",\n"weasel",\n"whale",\n"wildcat",\n"wolf",\n"wolverine",\n"wombat",\n"woodchuck",\n"yak",\n"zebra"\n]>>

Affect Engine v1.0.0

<<set $atarget to $chosen_adjs.splice(random(0,$chosen_adjs.length-1),1)>><<set $atarget to $atarget.toString()>>You would do well to make friends with other <<$blah to $atarget>> people.\n\n[[Yes|game][$tempyes to 1]] / [[No|game][$tempno to 1]]

<<set $adj = 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<<$care = [\n"Please remember to take care of yourself.",\n"I hope you have a good day today.",\n"Things may seem tough now, but you'll make it through this.",\n"You may not believe it, but you've been doing such a good job lately.",\n"I'm proud of you.",\n"I believe in you.",\n"Never forget that there are people out there who love you, and people you've yet to meet who will."\n]>>

<<$quote = [\n"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.",\n"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.",\n"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.",\n"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.",\n"Don't be so humble - you are not that great.",\n"His ignorance is encyclopedic",\n"If a man does his best, what else is there?",\n"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.",\n"Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer.",\n"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.",\n"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.",\n"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.",\n"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.",\n"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.",\n"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.",\n"You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.",\n"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.",\n"We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.",\n"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.",\n"This book fills a much-needed gap.",\n"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.",\n"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.",\n"Give me a museum and I'll fill it.",\n"Assassins!",\n"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.",\n"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.",\n"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.",\n"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.",\n"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.",\n"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.",\n"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.",\n"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.",\n"There are no facts, only interpretations.",\n"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.",\n"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.",\n"Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.",\n"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.",\n"Dancing is silent poetry.",\n"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.",\n"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.",\n"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.",\n"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.",\n"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.",\n"Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.",\n"We have art to save ourselves from the truth.",\n"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.",\n"I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.",\n"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.",\n"I have nothing to declare except my genius.",\n"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.",\n"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.",\n"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.",\n"If you are going through hell, keep going.",\n"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.",\n"He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.",\n"Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.",\n"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.",\n"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.",\n"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.",\n"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.",\n"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.",\n"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.",\n"Facts are the enemy of truth.",\n"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.",\n"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.",\n"I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.",\n"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.",\n"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.",\n"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.",\n"It's kind of fun to do the impossible.",\n"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.",\n"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.",\n"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.",\n"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.",\n"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.",\n"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.",\n"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.",\n"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.",\n"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.",\n"Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.",\n"There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet.",\n"It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.",\n"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.",\n"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.",\n"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.",\n"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.",\n"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.",\n"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.",\n"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.",\n"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.",\n"A clever man commits no minor blunders.",\n"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.",\n"A witty saying proves nothing.",\n"Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.",\n"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.",\n"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.",\n"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.",\n"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.",\n"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.",\n"I'll sleep when I'm dead.",\n"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.",\n"When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.",\n"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head.",\n"Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.",\n"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it",\n"While we are postponing, life speeds by.",\n"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?",\n"God, please save me from your followers!",\n"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.",\n"Luck is the residue of design.",\n"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.",\n"Wit is educated insolence.",\n"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.",\n"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.",\n"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.",\n"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.",\n"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.",\n"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.",\n"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.",\n"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.",\n"When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.",\n"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.",\n"I would have made a good Pope.",\n"In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.",\n"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.",\n"The mistakes are all waiting to be made.",\n"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.",\n"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.",\n"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.",\n"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.",\n"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.",\n"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.",\n"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.",\n"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.",\n"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.",\n"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.",\n"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.",\n"Logic is in the eye of the logician.",\n"No one can earn a million dollars honestly.",\n"Everything has been figured out, except how to live.",\n"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.",\n"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.",\n"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.",\n"When ideas fail, words come in very handy.",\n"In the end, everything is a gag.",\n"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.",\n"You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.",\n"He who hesitates is a damned fool.",\n"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.",\n"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.",\n"The graveyards are full of indispensable men.",\n"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.",\n"Behind every great fortune there is a crime.",\n"I am not young enough to know everything.",\n"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.",\n"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.",\n"There is no sincerer love than the love of food.",\n"I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.",\n"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.",\n"Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.",\n"The covers of this book are too far apart.",\n"Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.",\n"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.",\n"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.",\n"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.",\n"Hell is a half-filled auditorium.",\n"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.",\n"Vote early and vote often.",\n"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?",\n"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.",\n"Hell is other people.",\n"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.",\n"Happiness is good health and a bad memory.",\n"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.",\n"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.",\n"The gods too are fond of a joke.",\n"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.",\n"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.",\n"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.",\n"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.",\n"The cynics are right nine times out of ten.",\n"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.",\n"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.",\n"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.",\n"Plato was a bore.",\n"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.",\n"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.",\n"Hemingway was a jerk.",\n"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.",\n"What about things like bullets?",\n"How can I lose to such an idiot?",\n"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.",\n"I don't feel good.",\n"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.",\n"Men have become the tools of their tools.",\n"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.",\n"It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.",\n"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.",\n"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.",\n"Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.",\n"A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.",\n"To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.",\n"Imitation is the sincerest form of television.",\n"Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.",\n"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.",\n"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.",\n"Why don't you write books people can read?",\n"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.",\n"Criticism is prejudice made plausible.",\n"It is better to be quotable than to be honest.",\n"Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.",\n"Opportunities multiply as they are seized.",\n"A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.",\n"The best way to predict the future is to invent it.",\n"Never mistake motion for action.",\n"Hell is paved with good samaritans.",\n"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.",\n"Silence is argument carried out by other means.",\n"Well done is better than well said.",\n"The average person thinks he isn't.",\n"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.",\n"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.",\n"Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.",\n"Sometimes it is not enough that we do our best; we must do what is required.",\n"The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.",\n"There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.",\n"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.",\n"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.",\n"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.",\n"I think it would be a good idea.",\n"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.",\n"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!",\n"The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.",\n"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.",\n"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.",\n"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.",\n"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?",\n"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.",\n"Everything that can be invented has been invented.",\n"A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.",\n"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.",\n"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.",\n"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.",\n"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.",\n"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.",\n"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.",\n"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.",\n"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.",\n"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.",\n"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.",\n"Half this game is ninety percent mental.",\n"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.",\n"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.",\n"Write drunk; edit sober.",\n"I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.",\n"Love is friendship set on fire.",\n"My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.",\n"Woman was God's second mistake.",\n"This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.",\n"Every normal woman must be tempted at times to spit upon her hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.",\n"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.",\n"Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.",\n"He would make a lovely corpse.",\n"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.",\n"I worship the quicksand he walks in.",\n"Wagner's music is better than it sounds.",\n"A poem is never finished, only abandoned.",\n"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.",\n"If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?",\n"Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.",\n"I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.",\n"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.",\n"The truth is more important than the facts.",\n"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.",\n"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.",\n"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."\n]>>

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[\n"abandon",\n"abduct",\n"abolish",\n"abscond",\n"accelerate",\n"accomplish",\n"accuse",\n"accrue",\n"achieve",\n"achieve",\n"acquire",\n"act",\n"activate",\n"adapt",\n"add",\n"address",\n"adjust",\n"administer",\n"advance",\n"advantage",\n"advise",\n"advocate",\n"affirm",\n"aid",\n"aim",\n"alert",\n"allocate",\n"analyze",\n"answer",\n"anticipate",\n"apprehend",\n"approach",\n"appropriate",\n"arbitrate",\n"arrange",\n"arrest",\n"ascertain",\n"assault",\n"assemble",\n"assess",\n"assign",\n"assist",\n"assure",\n"attack",\n"attain",\n"attract",\n"audit",\n"augment",\n"authenticate",\n"author",\n"authorize",\n"automate",\n"avert",\n"avoid",\n"award",\n"balance",\n"bang",\n"bank",\n"bar",\n"beat",\n"benefit",\n"berate",\n"bill",\n"bite",\n"blast",\n"blend",\n"block",\n"blow",\n"bolster",\n"book",\n"boost",\n"brace",\n"break",\n"brief",\n"brighten",\n"broker",\n"buck",\n"budget",\n"build",\n"bump",\n"bury",\n"bushwhack",\n"calculate",\n"call",\n"calm",\n"campaign",\n"cancel",\n"capitalize",\n"catch",\n"centralize",\n"certify",\n"chair",\n"challenge",\n"champion",\n"change",\n"channel",\n"charge",\n"chart",\n"chase",\n"check",\n"choke",\n"circumscribe",\n"circumvent",\n"clap",\n"clarify",\n"clash",\n"classify",\n"climb",\n"clip",\n"clutch",\n"coach",\n"collaborate",\n"collapse",\n"collar",\n"collate",\n"collect",\n"collide",\n"combine",\n"command",\n"commandeer",\n"communicate",\n"compile",\n"complete",\n"comply",\n"compose",\n"compute",\n"conceive",\n"conclude",\n"condense",\n"conduct",\n"confer",\n"configure",\n"conserve",\n"consolidate",\n"construct",\n"consult",\n"contract",\n"control",\n"convert",\n"coordinate",\n"correlate",\n"counsel",\n"count",\n"cram",\n"crash",\n"crawl",\n"create",\n"creep",\n"cripple",\n"critique",\n"crouch",\n"cultivate",\n"cure",\n"customize",\n"cut",\n"dance",\n"dart",\n"dash",\n"deal",\n"debate",\n"decide",\n"deck",\n"decorate",\n"decrease",\n"deduct",\n"define",\n"delegate",\n"delete",\n"deliberate",\n"delineate",\n"deliver",\n"demonstrate",\n"derive",\n"descend",\n"describe",\n"design",\n"detail",\n"detect",\n"determine",\n"develop",\n"devise",\n"devise",\n"diagnose",\n"dictate",\n"dig",\n"direct",\n"discard",\n"discover",\n"dispatch",\n"display",\n"dissect",\n"distinguish",\n"distribute",\n"distribute",\n"ditch",\n"dive",\n"divert",\n"do",\n"dodge",\n"dominate",\n"dope",\n"double",\n"douse",\n"draft",\n"drag",\n"drain",\n"dramatize",\n"drape",\n"draw",\n"dress",\n"drill",\n"drink",\n"drip",\n"drop",\n"drown",\n"drug",\n"dry",\n"duel",\n"dunk",\n"earn",\n"ease",\n"edge",\n"edit",\n"edit",\n"educate",\n"effect",\n"eject",\n"elect",\n"elevate",\n"eliminate",\n"elope",\n"elude",\n"emerge",\n"employ",\n"enable",\n"enact",\n"encourage",\n"endure",\n"engage",\n"engineer",\n"enjoin",\n"ensnare",\n"ensure",\n"enter",\n"equip",\n"erupt",\n"escalate",\n"escape",\n"establish",\n"establish",\n"estimate",\n"evacuate",\n"evade",\n"evaluate",\n"evict",\n"examine",\n"execute",\n"exert",\n"exhale",\n"exhibit",\n"exit",\n"expand",\n"expand",\n"expedite",\n"expel",\n"explode",\n"experience",\n"experiment",\n"explain",\n"explore",\n"expose",\n"extend",\n"extirpate",\n"extract",\n"extricate",\n"facilitate",\n"fade",\n"fake",\n"fall",\n"falter",\n"fan",\n"fashion",\n"fast",\n"favor",\n"fear",\n"feed",\n"feel",\n"fend",\n"field",\n"fight",\n"file",\n"fill",\n"finance",\n"find",\n"finger",\n"finish",\n"fix",\n"flag",\n"flap",\n"flash",\n"flatten",\n"flaunt",\n"flay",\n"flee",\n"flick",\n"flinch",\n"fling",\n"flip",\n"flit",\n"float",\n"flog",\n"flounder",\n"flout",\n"flush",\n"fly",\n"focus",\n"fondle",\n"force",\n"forecast",\n"forge",\n"formalize",\n"form",\n"formulate",\n"fornicate",\n"foster",\n"found",\n"fuck",\n"fumble",\n"function",\n"fund",\n"furnish",\n"gain",\n"gallop",\n"gather",\n"generate",\n"gesture",\n"get",\n"give",\n"gnaw",\n"gossip",\n"gouge",\n"govern",\n"graduate",\n"grab",\n"grapple",\n"grasp",\n"greet",\n"grind",\n"grip",\n"grope",\n"ground",\n"grow",\n"growl",\n"grunt",\n"guard",\n"guide",\n"gyrate",\n"hack",\n"hail",\n"halt",\n"halve",\n"hammer",\n"handle",\n"hang",\n"harass",\n"hasten",\n"haul",\n"head",\n"help",\n"hesitate",\n"hide",\n"hijack",\n"hire",\n"hit",\n"hitch",\n"hobble",\n"hoist",\n"hold",\n"hover",\n"hug",\n"hurl",\n"hurtle",\n"hypothesize",\n"identify",\n"ignore",\n"illustrate",\n"imitate",\n"implement",\n"improve",\n"improvise",\n"inch",\n"increase",\n"increase",\n"index",\n"indict",\n"individualize",\n"induce",\n"inflict",\n"influence",\n"inform",\n"initiate",\n"inject",\n"injure",\n"innovate",\n"insert",\n"inspect",\n"inspire",\n"install",\n"instigate",\n"institute",\n"instruct",\n"integrate",\n"intensify",\n"interchange",\n"interpret",\n"interview",\n"introduce",\n"invade",\n"invent",\n"inventory",\n"invest",\n"investigate",\n"isolate",\n"itemize",\n"jab",\n"jam",\n"jar",\n"jeer",\n"jerk",\n"jimmy",\n"jingle",\n"jolt",\n"judge",\n"jump",\n"justify",\n"keel",\n"keynote",\n"kibitz",\n"kick",\n"kidnap",\n"kill",\n"kneel",\n"knife",\n"land",\n"lash",\n"launch",\n"lead",\n"lean",\n"leap",\n"learn",\n"lecture",\n"left",\n"lessen",\n"level",\n"license",\n"lick",\n"limp",\n"link",\n"listen",\n"locate",\n"log",\n"lower",\n"lunge",\n"lurch",\n"make",\n"maim",\n"maintain",\n"make",\n"manage",\n"mangle",\n"manipulate",\n"manufacture",\n"march",\n"mark",\n"market",\n"massage",\n"master",\n"maul",\n"measure",\n"meddle",\n"mediate",\n"meet",\n"mend",\n"mentor",\n"mimic",\n"mingle",\n"minimize",\n"mobilize",\n"mock",\n"model",\n"mold",\n"monitor",\n"motivate",\n"mourn",\n"move",\n"multiply",\n"mumble",\n"murder",\n"muster",\n"mutilate",\n"nab",\n"nag",\n"nail",\n"narrow",\n"needle",\n"negotiate",\n"nick",\n"nip",\n"nominate",\n"nurture",\n"observe",\n"obtain",\n"occupy",\n"offer",\n"officiate",\n"operate",\n"order",\n"organize",\n"originate",\n"outline",\n"overcome",\n"oversee",\n"pack",\n"participate",\n"paddle",\n"page",\n"pander",\n"panic",\n"parachute",\n"parade",\n"paralyze",\n"park",\n"parry",\n"party",\n"pass",\n"pat",\n"patrol",\n"pause",\n"paw",\n"peel",\n"peep",\n"penetrate",\n"perceive",\n"perfect",\n"perform",\n"persuade",\n"photograph",\n"pick",\n"picket",\n"pile",\n"pilot",\n"pin",\n"pinch",\n"pioneer",\n"pirate",\n"pitch",\n"placate",\n"place",\n"plan",\n"play",\n"plod",\n"plow",\n"plunge",\n"pocket",\n"poke",\n"polish",\n"pore",\n"pose",\n"position",\n"pounce",\n"pout",\n"pray",\n"predict",\n"preen",\n"prepare",\n"prescribe",\n"present",\n"preside",\n"preside",\n"primp",\n"print",\n"prioritize",\n"probe",\n"process",\n"procure",\n"prod",\n"produce",\n"profit",\n"program",\n"project",\n"promote",\n"prompt",\n"proofread",\n"propel",\n"propose",\n"protect",\n"prove",\n"provide",\n"provoke",\n"pry",\n"publicize",\n"publish",\n"pull",\n"pummel",\n"pump",\n"punch",\n"purchase",\n"pursue",\n"push",\n"qualify",\n"question",\n"quicken",\n"quit",\n"quiz",\n"race",\n"raid",\n"raise",\n"rally",\n"ram",\n"ransack",\n"rate",\n"rattle",\n"ravage",\n"rave",\n"read",\n"realize",\n"rebuild",\n"receive",\n"recline",\n"recommend",\n"reconcile",\n"reconnoiter",\n"record",\n"recoup",\n"recruit",\n"redeem",\n"reduce",\n"reel",\n"refer",\n"regain",\n"regulate",\n"reinforce",\n"rejoin",\n"relate",\n"relate",\n"relax",\n"relent",\n"relieve",\n"remove",\n"render",\n"renew",\n"renovate",\n"reorganize",\n"repair",\n"repel",\n"report",\n"represent",\n"repulse",\n"research",\n"resign",\n"resist",\n"resolve",\n"respond",\n"restore",\n"retain",\n"retaliate",\n"retreat",\n"retrieve",\n"reveal",\n"review",\n"revise",\n"ride",\n"rip",\n"rise",\n"risk",\n"rob",\n"rock",\n"roll",\n"rub",\n"run",\n"rush",\n"sail",\n"salute",\n"sap",\n"satisfy",\n"save",\n"saw",\n"scale",\n"scamper",\n"scan",\n"scare",\n"scatter",\n"scavenge",\n"schedule",\n"scold",\n"scoop",\n"scoot",\n"score",\n"scour",\n"scout",\n"scrape",\n"scrawl",\n"scream",\n"screen",\n"screw",\n"scrub",\n"scruff",\n"scuffle",\n"sculpt",\n"scuttle",\n"seal",\n"search",\n"secure",\n"seduce",\n"segment",\n"seize",\n"select",\n"sell",\n"sense",\n"serve",\n"service",\n"set",\n"setup",\n"sever",\n"sew",\n"shake",\n"shape",\n"share",\n"sharpen",\n"shave",\n"shear",\n"shell",\n"shield",\n"shift",\n"shit",\n"shiver",\n"shock",\n"shoot",\n"shorten",\n"shout",\n"shove",\n"shovel",\n"show",\n"shun",\n"shut",\n"sidestep",\n"sigh",\n"signal",\n"simplify",\n"sip",\n"sit",\n"size",\n"skid",\n"skim",\n"skip",\n"skirt",\n"slacken",\n"slam",\n"slap",\n"slash",\n"slay",\n"slide",\n"slug",\n"smack",\n"smear",\n"smell",\n"smoke",\n"smuggle",\n"snap",\n"snare",\n"snarl",\n"snatch",\n"snicker",\n"sniff",\n"snitch",\n"snoop",\n"snub",\n"snuff",\n"snuggle",\n"soak",\n"sock",\n"soil",\n"sold",\n"solve",\n"sort",\n"spark",\n"spear",\n"spell",\n"spike",\n"spin",\n"splatter",\n"splice",\n"split",\n"spot",\n"spray",\n"spread",\n"spring",\n"sprint",\n"spurn",\n"spy",\n"squeak",\n"stack",\n"staff",\n"stagger",\n"stamp",\n"stand",\n"start",\n"startle",\n"steal",\n"steer",\n"step",\n"stick",\n"stiffen",\n"stifle",\n"stimulate",\n"stock",\n"stomp",\n"stop",\n"strangle",\n"strap",\n"strategize",\n"streamline",\n"strengthen",\n"stress",\n"strike",\n"strip",\n"stroke",\n"structure",\n"stub",\n"study",\n"stuff",\n"stumble",\n"stun",\n"subdue",\n"submerge",\n"submit",\n"submit",\n"succeed",\n"suck",\n"summarize",\n"sum",\n"summon",\n"supervise",\n"supply",\n"support",\n"surrender",\n"survey",\n"suspend",\n"sustain",\n"swagger",\n"swallow",\n"swap",\n"sway",\n"swear",\n"swerve",\n"swim",\n"swing",\n"swipe",\n"switch",\n"synergize",\n"synthesize",\n"systematize",\n"tabulate",\n"tackle",\n"take",\n"tap",\n"target",\n"taste",\n"taunt",\n"teach",\n"tear",\n"tease",\n"telephone",\n"terrorize",\n"test",\n"thin",\n"thrash",\n"thread",\n"threaten",\n"throw",\n"tickle",\n"tie",\n"tighten",\n"tilt",\n"tip",\n"toss",\n"touch",\n"tout",\n"track",\n"train",\n"transcribe",\n"transfer",\n"transform",\n"transition",\n"translate",\n"transport",\n"trap",\n"tread",\n"treat",\n"trim",\n"trip",\n"triple",\n"trot",\n"trounce",\n"try",\n"tuck",\n"tug",\n"tumble",\n"turn",\n"tutor",\n"twist",\n"type",\n"uncove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<<set $proverb = ["A friend's frown is better than a fool's smile.",\n"A friend in need is a friend indeed.",\n"A friend is easier lost than found.",\n"A friend to everybody is a friend to nobody.",\n"A problem shared is a problem halved.",\n"A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart.",\n"False friends are worse than open enemies.",\n"Flattery is all right so long as you don't inhale.",\n"Give credit where credit is due.",\n"Grief divided is made lighter.",\n"Memory is the treasure of the mind.",\n"Nothing dries sooner than a tear.",\n"Old friends and old wine are best.",\n"The best of friends must part.",\n"The best things are not bought and sold.",\n"There is no better looking-glass than an old friend.",\n"To err is human (To forgive divine).",\n"Two cannot fall out if one does not choose.",\n"A loveless life is a living death.",\n"Absence makes the heart grow fonder.",\n"All's fair in love and war.",\n"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.",\n"Before you meet the handsome prince you have to kiss a lot of toads.",\n"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.",\n"Cold hands, warm heart.",\n"Distance makes the heart grow fonder.",\n"Faint heart never won fair lady.",\n"First impressions are the most lasting.",\n"Hatred is as blind as love.",\n"Love and a cough cannot be hid.",\n"Love does much but money does all.",\n"Love levels all inequalities.",\n"Love makes a good eye squint.",\n"Love sees no faults.",\n"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.",\n"Love to live and live to love.",\n"Love with life is heaven; and life unloving, hell.",\n"Man is the head but woman turns it.",\n"Marry in haste, repent at leisure.",\n"The course of love never did run smooth.",\n"The Lord loveth a cheerful liar.",\n"There is a thin line between love and hate.",\n"To eat one's heart out.",\n"True beauty lies within.",\n"You can't live on bread alone.",\n"A good friend is one's nearest relation.",\n"A man is known by the company he keeps.",\n"A man of straw needs a woman of gold.",\n"A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind man.",\n"An injury is forgiven better than an injury revenged.",\n"Anger and hate hinder good counsel.",\n"Appearances are deceptive.",\n"At a round table there's no dispute about the place.",\n"Attack is the best form of defense.",\n"Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.",\n"Behind every great man stands a strong woman.",\n"Blood is thicker than water.",\n"Cheerfulness smooths the road of life.",\n"Confess and be hanged.",\n"Conscience makes cowards of us all.",\n"Don't blow your own trumpet.",\n"Do as you would be done by.",\n"Do unto others as you would have them do to you.",\n"Grow angry slowly; there's plenty of time.",\n"He bears misery best that hides it most.",\n"He that hurts another, hurts himself.",\n"He who wronged you will hate you.",\n"Heavy givers are light complainers.",\n"I am rubber and you are glue. Your words bounce off me and stick to you.",\n"If you lose your temper, don't look for it.",\n"It's not over till it's over.",\n"Joy shared is double joy; grief shared is (only) half grief.",\n"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone.",\n"Never let the sun set on angry heart.",\n"Never let the sun go down on your anger.",\n"Never let the sun set on thy wrath.",\n"Never quarrel with one's bread and butter.",\n"No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.",\n"Open confession is good for the soul.",\n"Out of sight, out of mind.",\n"Patience is a virtue.",\n"Persuasion is better than force.",\n"Spare the rod and spoil the child.",\n"Temper is so good a thing that we should never lose it.",\n"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.",\n"Wondrous is the strength of cheerfulness.",\n"You made your bed, now you must lie in it.",\n"A bully is always a coward.",\n"A handsome shoe often pinches the foot.",\n"A good thing is all the sweeter when won with pain.",\n"A man too careful of danger lives in continual torment.",\n"A miss is as good as a mile.",\n"Adversity flatters no man.",\n"Adversity and loss make a man wise.",\n"All promises are either broken or kept.",\n"All things come to those that wait.",\n"An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.",\n"An open door may tempt a saint.",\n"As one door closes, another always opens.",\n"As you go through life, make this your goal, watch the doughnut and not the hole.",\n"Brevity is the soul of wit.",\n"Cut your coat according to the cloth.",\n"Discretion is the better part of valour.",\n"Do right and fear no man.",\n"Easy come, easy go.",\n"Experience is the hardest teacher. She gives the test first and the lesson afterwards.",\n"Familiarity breeds contempt.",\n"Fortune favours the brave.",\n"He who laughs last, laughs longest.",\n"Home is where the heart is.",\n"Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.",\n"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.",\n"In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.",\n"It never rains but it pours.",\n"Leave tomorrow till tomorrow.",\n"Life begins at forty.",\n"Lifes trials may be hard to bear, but patience can outlive them.",\n"Live and learn.",\n"Manners maketh the man.",\n"No man is worse for knowing the worst of himself.",\n"Only the good die young.",\n"Procrastination is the thief of time.",\n"The best things in life are free.",\n"The family that prays together, stays together.",\n"The longer you live the more you see.",\n"The meek shall inherit the earth.",\n"The receiver is as bad as the thief.",\n"To wait and be patient soothes many a pang.",\n"Up and down like a fiddler's elbow.",\n"Useless as a screen door on a submarine.",\n"We cannot erase the sad records from our past.",\n"What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.",\n"While there's life there's hope.",\n"After dinner rest a while, after supper walk a mile.",\n"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.",\n"A drowning man will clutch at a straw.",\n"An onion a day keeps everyone away.",\n"Another pot ! Try the teapot.",\n"As fit as a fiddle.",\n"As hard as nails.",\n"As sick as a dog.",\n"As you go through life, make this your goal, watch the doughnut and not the hole.",\n"Be not a baker if your head is made of butter.",\n"Beauty is but skin deep.",\n"Better late thrive than never do well.",\n"Better to be poor and healthy rather than rich and sick.",\n"Better to wear out than rust out.",\n"Bread never falls but on its buttered side.",\n"Cleanliness is next to Godliness.",\n"Content is health to the sick and riches to the poor.",\n"Don't bite the hand that feeds you.",\n"Drink like a fish, water only.",\n"Early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy, wealthy & wise.",\n"Fair words butter no cabbage.",\n"Good wine ruins the purse, and bad wine ruins the stomach.",\n"Greediness burst the bag.",\n"Grumbling makes the loaf no larger.",\n"Half a loaf is better than none.",\n"He who drinks a little too much drinks much too much.",\n"He who rises late must trot all day.",\n"His eyes are 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So when the game starts, StoryInit runs, initializing most of the game vars.\n\nStoryInit calls <breakloop>, which builds $storybreak[] and $lifebreak[], arrays containing 0-4 unique ints.\n\nStoryInit also calls <adj>, <verb>, etc which build the (massive, mb this is the problem even tho they're only built once?) arrays that hold the game's static data. With the three commented-out arrays disabled, we're looking at ~5000 elements split between 6 objects.\n\n<game>:\n<header> is just a function to display score/lives.\n\nFirst two <if>s: The game keeps a running list of previously selected adjectives and verbs, these <if>s remove the oldest item from the array so they stay below 5 elements.\n\n<if $storybreak[$i] is visited()>: $i starts at 0. This compares the i'th value in $storybreak to the number of times <game> has been visited, increments $i, and displays the interlude passage if they are equal. Eg, if $storybreak[0] is 28, then an interlude will display on the 28th game loop and the if will henceforth be checking $storybreak[1].\n\n<else if $lifebreak[$j] is visited()>: Works similarly, decrements $lives on the predetermined passage. Then checks if $lives is 0 and displays <gameover> if yes. Else, displays a standard pick-one, either <p_adj> or <p_verb>.\n\nIf neither $storybreak nor $lifebreak match the passage, displays a standard pick-one, either <p_adj> or <p_verb>.\n\nScore is randomly modified independent of anything, the repeat values are to weight it.

<<set $atarget to $chosen_adjs.splice(random(0,$chosen_adjs.length-1),1)>><<set $atarget to $atarget.toString()>><<$bloo to either($proverb)>> These are important words for <<a>> <<$blah to $atarget>> person.\n\n[[Yes|game][$tempyes to 1]] / [[No|game][$tempno to 1]]

Your lucky prime is <<$bloo to either($prime)>>.\n\n[[Yes|game][$tempyes to 1]] / [[No|game][$tempno to 1]]

<<set $fl to $atarget.charAt(0)>>\n\n<<if $fl is "a" or $fl is "e" or $fl is "i" or $fl is "o" or $fl is "u">>an<<else>>a<<endif>>

I trimmed a lot of stuff that might have caused it but problem remains. The bad code is likely in <game> <p_adj> or <p_verb> as these are the only passages called on nearly every loop.\n\nIt's possible the massive arrays cause it, but seems unlikely, as they're only constructed once. It's possible the huge either()s cause it, but seems unlikely, as I'd assume they would be slow throughout.\n\n<set $word1 = either($adj)> etc or $chosen_adjs.push($word1) etc might be culprit? if they add garbage every time they run. Idk if the former is even solvable bc of my (possibly flawed) understanding of how either() syntax works

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fe",\n"knot",\n"knowledge",\n"laborer",\n"lace",\n"ladybug",\n"lake",\n"lamp",\n"land",\n"language",\n"laugh",\n"lawyer",\n"lead",\n"leaf",\n"learning",\n"leather",\n"leg",\n"legs",\n"letter",\n"letters",\n"lettuce",\n"level",\n"library",\n"lift",\n"light",\n"limit",\n"line",\n"linen",\n"lip",\n"liquid",\n"list",\n"lizards",\n"loaf",\n"lock",\n"locket",\n"look",\n"loss",\n"love",\n"low",\n"lumber",\n"lunch",\n"lunchroom",\n"machine",\n"magic",\n"maid",\n"mailbox",\n"man",\n"manager",\n"map",\n"marble",\n"mark",\n"market",\n"mask",\n"mass",\n"match",\n"meal",\n"measure",\n"meat",\n"meeting",\n"memory",\n"men",\n"metal",\n"mice",\n"middle",\n"milk",\n"mind",\n"mine",\n"minister",\n"mint",\n"minute",\n"mist",\n"mitten",\n"mom",\n"money",\n"monkey",\n"month",\n"moon",\n"morning",\n"mother",\n"motion",\n"mountain",\n"mouth",\n"move",\n"muscle",\n"music",\n"nail",\n"name",\n"nation",\n"neck",\n"need",\n"needle",\n"nerve",\n"nest",\n"net",\n"news",\n"night",\n"noise",\n"north",\n"nose",\n"note",\n"notebook",\n"number",\n"nut",\n"oatmeal",\n"observation",\n"ocean",\n"offer",\n"office",\n"oil",\n"operation",\n"opinion",\n"orange",\n"oranges",\n"order",\n"organization",\n"ornament",\n"oven",\n"owl",\n"owner",\n"page",\n"pail",\n"pain",\n"paint",\n"pan",\n"pancake",\n"paper",\n"parcel",\n"parent",\n"park",\n"part",\n"partner",\n"party",\n"passenger",\n"paste",\n"patch",\n"payment",\n"peace",\n"pear",\n"pen",\n"pencil",\n"person",\n"pest",\n"pet",\n"pets",\n"pickle",\n"picture",\n"pie",\n"pies",\n"pig",\n"pigs",\n"pin",\n"pipe",\n"pizzas",\n"place",\n"plane",\n"planes",\n"plant",\n"plantation",\n"plants",\n"plastic",\n"plate",\n"play",\n"playground",\n"pleasure",\n"plot",\n"plough",\n"pocket",\n"point",\n"poison",\n"police",\n"polish",\n"pollution",\n"popcorn",\n"porter",\n"position",\n"pot",\n"potato",\n"powder",\n"power",\n"price",\n"print",\n"prison",\n"process",\n"produce",\n"profit",\n"property",\n"prose",\n"protest",\n"pull",\n"pump",\n"punishment",\n"purpose",\n"push",\n"quarter",\n"quartz",\n"queen",\n"question",\n"quicksand",\n"quiet",\n"quill",\n"quilt",\n"quince",\n"quiver",\n"rabbit",\n"rabbits",\n"rail",\n"railway",\n"rain",\n"rainstorm",\n"rake",\n"range",\n"rat",\n"rate",\n"ray",\n"reaction",\n"reading",\n"reason",\n"receipt",\n"recess",\n"record",\n"regret",\n"relation",\n"religion",\n"representative",\n"request",\n"respect",\n"rest",\n"reward",\n"rhythm",\n"rice",\n"riddle",\n"rifle",\n"ring",\n"rings",\n"river",\n"road",\n"robin",\n"rock",\n"rod",\n"roll",\n"roof",\n"room",\n"root",\n"rose",\n"route",\n"rub",\n"rule",\n"run",\n"sack",\n"sail",\n"salt",\n"sand",\n"scale",\n"scarecrow",\n"scarf",\n"scene",\n"scent",\n"school",\n"science",\n"scissors",\n"screw",\n"sea",\n"seashore",\n"seat",\n"secretary",\n"seed",\n"selection",\n"self",\n"sense",\n"servant",\n"shade",\n"shake",\n"shame",\n"shape",\n"sheep",\n"sheet",\n"shelf",\n"ship",\n"shirt",\n"shock",\n"shoe",\n"shoes",\n"shop",\n"show",\n"side",\n"sidewalk",\n"sign",\n"silk",\n"silver",\n"sink",\n"sister",\n"sisters",\n"size",\n"skate",\n"skin",\n"skirt",\n"sky",\n"slave",\n"sleep",\n"sleet",\n"slip",\n"slope",\n"smash",\n"smell",\n"smile",\n"smoke",\n"snail",\n"snails",\n"snake",\n"snakes",\n"sneeze",\n"snow",\n"soap",\n"society",\n"sock",\n"soda",\n"sofa",\n"son",\n"song",\n"songs",\n"sort",\n"sound",\n"soup",\n"space",\n"spade",\n"spark",\n"spiders",\n"sponge",\n"spoon",\n"spot",\n"spring",\n"spy",\n"square",\n"squirrel",\n"stage",\n"stamp",\n"star",\n"start",\n"statement",\n"station",\n"steam",\n"steel",\n"stem",\n"step",\n"stew",\n"stick",\n"sticks",\n"stitch",\n"stocking",\n"stomach",\n"stone",\n"stop",\n"store",\n"story",\n"stove",\n"stranger",\n"straw",\n"stream",\n"street",\n"stretch",\n"string",\n"structure",\n"substance",\n"sugar",\n"suggestion",\n"suit",\n"summer",\n"sun",\n"support",\n"surprise",\n"sweater",\n"swim",\n"swing",\n"system",\n"table",\n"tail",\n"talk",\n"tank",\n"taste",\n"tax",\n"teaching",\n"team",\n"teeth",\n"temper",\n"tendency",\n"tent",\n"territory",\n"test",\n"texture",\n"theory",\n"thing",\n"things",\n"thought",\n"thread",\n"thrill",\n"throat",\n"throne",\n"thumb",\n"thunder",\n"ticket",\n"tiger",\n"time",\n"tin",\n"title",\n"toad",\n"toe",\n"toes",\n"tomatoes",\n"tongue",\n"tooth",\n"toothbrush",\n"toothpaste",\n"top",\n"touch",\n"town",\n"toy",\n"toys",\n"trade",\n"trail",\n"train",\n"trains",\n"tramp",\n"transport",\n"tray",\n"treatment",\n"tree",\n"trees",\n"trick",\n"trip",\n"trouble",\n"trousers",\n"truck",\n"trucks",\n"tub",\n"turkey",\n"turn",\n"twig",\n"twist",\n"umbrella",\n"uncle",\n"underwear",\n"unit",\n"use",\n"vacation",\n"value",\n"van",\n"vase",\n"vegetable",\n"veil",\n"vein",\n"verse",\n"vessel",\n"vest",\n"view",\n"visitor",\n"voice",\n"volcano",\n"volleyball",\n"voyage",\n"walk",\n"wall",\n"war",\n"wash",\n"waste",\n"watch",\n"water",\n"wave",\n"waves",\n"wax",\n"way",\n"wealth",\n"weather",\n"week",\n"weight",\n"wheel",\n"whip",\n"whistle",\n"wilderness",\n"wind",\n"window",\n"wine",\n"wing",\n"winter",\n"wire",\n"wish",\n"woman",\n"women",\n"wood",\n"wool",\n"word",\n"work",\n"worm",\n"wound",\n"wren",\n"wrench",\n"wrist",\n"writer",\n"writing",\n"yak",\n"yam",\n"yard",\n"yarn",\n"year",\n"yoke",\n"zebra",\n"zephyr",\n"zinc",\n"zipper",\n"zoo"\n]>>

scheme1\ntext #DDDAE0\nbkg #26282E\nlink #AD5138\nhover #F97551

<<display game>>

<<$score = 0>>\n<<$lives = 3>>\n\n<<$fl = 0>>\n\n<<$i = 0>>\n<<$j = 0>>\n<<$randocount = 15>>\n<<$lifebreak = []>>\n<<$storybreak = []>>\n<<display breakloop>>\n<<$i = 0>>\n<<$j = 0>>\n\n<<$chosen_adjs = []>>\n<<$chosen_verbs = []>>\n\n/%playthroughs%/\n<<if !$r_plays>><<$r_plays = 0>><<endif>>\n/%high scores%/\n<<if !$r_score1>><<$r_score1 = 0>><<endif>>\n<<if !$r_score2>><<$r_score2 = 0>><<endif>>\n<<if !$r_score3>><<$r_score3 = 0>><<endif>>\n/%yes and no to storybreaks%/\n<<if !$r_yes>><<$r_yes = 0>><<endif>>\n<<if !$r_no>><<$r_no = 0>><<endif>>\n/%thank yous and silences%/\n<<if !$r_thank>><<$r_thank = 0>><<endif>>\n<<if !$r_silence>><<$r_silence = 0>><<endif>>\n/%played versions%/\n<<if !$r_v1p0p0>><<$r_v1p0p0 = 0>><<endif>>\n\n\n<<display adj>>\n<<display verb>>\n/%<<display noun>>%/\n<<display proverb>>\n<<display rainbow>>\n<<display animal>>\n<<display prime>>\n<<display color>>\n<<display care>>

You have a strong aura. It is a <<$blah to either("bright","pale","vibrant","deep")>> <<$bloo to either($color)>>.\n\n[[Yes|game][$tempyes to 1]] / [[No|game][$tempno to 1]]

NOT ACTIVE!!!\n<<$bloo to either($quote)>>\n<<$bloo to either($quotesayer)>>

<<set $word1 = either($verb)>>\s\n<<set $word2 = either($verb)>>\s\nWould you rather [[<<$word1>>|game][$chosen_verbs.push($word1)]] or [[<<$word2>>|game][$chosen_verbs.push($word2)]]?

<<set $atarget to $chosen_verbs.pop()>><<set $atarget to $atarget.toString()>>You may have an opportunity to <<$atarget>> very soon.\n\n[[Yes|game][$tempyes to 1]] / [[No|game][$tempno to 1]]

<<set $atarget to $chosen_verbs.splice(random(0,$chosen_verbs.length-1),1)>><<set $atarget to $atarget.toString()>>You need a <<$bloo to either("friend","partner","lover")>> who will <<$blah to $atarget>> with you.\n\n[[Yes|game][$tempyes to 1]] / [[No|game][$tempno to 1]]

<<$quotesayer = [\n"- H. G. Wells",\n"- Napoleon Bonaparte",\n"- Bertrand Russell",\n"- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower",\n"- Golda Meir",\n"- Abba Eban",\n"- General George S. Patton",\n"- Charlton Heston",\n"- Ayn Rand",\n"- Robert Pirsig",\n"- Saint Thomas More",\n"- A. J. Liebling",\n"- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard",\n"- Saint Augustine",\n"- Albert Einstein",\n"- Albert Einstein",\n"- Sir Winston Churchill",\n"- Leon Trotsky",\n"- Galileo Galilei",\n"- Richard Dawkins",\n"- Emile Zola",\n"- Moses Hadas",\n"- John F. Kennedy",\n"- e e cummings",\n"- Pablo Picasso",\n"- Arturo Toscanini",\n"- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare",\n"- Yogi Berra",\n"- Thomas Jefferson",\n"- Rene Descartes",\n"- Martin Luther King Jr.",\n"- Henry Ford",\n"- Yoda",\n"- Oscar Wilde",\n"- George Burns",\n"- Ludwig Wittgenstein",\n"- Friedrich Nietzsche",\n"- Martin Luther King Jr.",\n"- Edsgar Dijkstra",\n"- Bjarne Stroustrup",\n"- Paul Erdos",\n"- Thomas Henry Huxley",\n"- Simonides",\n"- Salvador Dali",\n"- George Bernard Shaw",\n"- Andrew Marvell",\n"- Plato",\n"- George Bernard Shaw",\n"- Friedrich Nietzsche",\n"- Arnold Schwarzenegger",\n"- Friedrich von Schiller",\n"- Friedrich Nietzsche",\n"- Napoleon Bonaparte",\n"- Clarence Darrow",\n"- John F. Kennedy",\n"- Oscar Wilde",\n"- H. G. Wells",\n"- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton",\n"- Sharon Stone",\n"- Sir Winston Churchill",\n"- Vivian Greene",\n"- Friedrich Nietzsche",\n"- Frank Lloyd Wright",\n"- Oscar Wilde",\n"- Voltaire",\n"- Sir Winston Churchill",\n"- Ian L. Fleming",\n"- J. Paul Getty",\n"- Don Quixote",\n"- Anais Nin",\n"- Thomas Alva Edison",\n"- Frederick",\n"- Aldous Huxley",\n"- George Eliot",\n"- Sherlock Holmes",\n"- Steven Wright",\n"- Groucho Marx",\n"- Walt Disney",\n"- Vince Lombardi",\n"- James Branch Cabell",\n"- John D. Rockefeller",\n"- Ambrose Bierce",\n"- G. K. Chesterton",\n"- Umberto Eco",\n"- Jimmy Durante",\n"- Samuel Johnson",\n"- Dwight D. Eisenhower",\n"- Albert Einstein",\n"- Albert Giacometti",\n"- Randy Pausch",\n"- Carl Sagan",\n"- Arthur Schopenhauer",\n"- Elbert Hubbard",\n"- Frank Zappa",\n"- Antoine de Saint Exupery",\n"- Isaac Asimov",\n"- Carl Sagan",\n"- G. B. Burgin",\n"- Oscar Wilde",\n"- Jimi Hendrix",\n"- Goethe",\n"- Richard Bach",\n"- Voltaire",\n"- James Stephens",\n"- Henry Kissinger",\n"- Will Durant",\n"- Xenocrates",\n"- Albert Einstein",\n"- Mario Andretti",\n"- Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925",\n"- Henry Ford",\n"- Warren Zevon",\n"- Mahatma Gandhi",\n"- Friedrich Nietzsche",\n"- Jean Cocteau",\n"- George Lichtenberg",\n"- Henry David Thoreau",\n"- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life",\n"- Mahatma Gandhi",\n"- Mel Brooks",\n"- Bertrand Russell",\n"- Aristotle",\n"- Socrates",\n"- Erica Jong",\n"- Maya Angelou",\n"- Ambrose Bierce",\n"- Gore Vidal",\n"- Samuel Palmer",\n"- Albert Einstein",\n"- Aristotle Onassis",\n"- Guy Davenport",\n"- Niels Bohr",\n"- Buckminster Fuller",\n"- Paul Dirac",\n"- Richard M. Nixon",\n"- W.B. Prescott",\n"- John von Neumann",\n"- Aristotle",\n"- Albert Einstein",\n"- Bertrand Russell",\n"- General Charles de Gaulle",\n"- Bill Hirst",\n"- Jean-Paul Sartre",\n"- Frank Lloyd Wright",\n"- George Bernard Shaw",\n"- Alice Roosevelt Longworth",\n"- Oscar Wilde",\n"- John F. Kennedy",\n"- Gloria Steinem",\n"- William Jennings Bryan",\n"- Jean-Paul Sartre",\n"- Martin Fraquhar Tupper",\n"- Moses Hadas",\n"- Groucho Marx",\n"- Oscar Wilde",\n"- Goethe",\n"- Charlie Chaplin",\n"- Lucille S. Harper",\n"- Yogi Berra",\n"- Walt Disney",\n"- Mae West",\n"- Gail Godwin",\n"- Henry Kissinger",\n"- Charles de Gaulle",\n"- Sacha Guitry",\n"- Honore de Balzac",\n"- Aristotle",\n"- Oscar Wilde",\n"- General George Patton",\n"- Ralph Waldo Emerson",\n"- George Bernard Shaw",\n"- Katherine Cebrian",\n"- Steven Wright",\n"- Gioacchino Rossini",\n"- Oliver Herford",\n"- Moses Hadas",\n"- Ambrose Bierce",\n"- Flannery O'Connor",\n"- Igor Stravinsky",\n"- Voltaire",\n"- Elvis Presley",\n"- Cicero",\n"- Robert Frost",\n"- Carl Jung",\n"- Al Capone",\n"- Abraham Lincoln",\n"- Mark Twain",\n"- Robert J. Oppenheimer",\n"- Ingrid Bergman",\n"- Thomas Jones",\n"- Al Capone",\n"- Aristotle",\n"- Henry David Thoreau",\n"- Gloria Leonard",\n"- Robert Orben",\n"- Henry Louis Mencken",\n"- George Bernard Shaw",\n"- Revelation 6:8",\n"- Plato",\n"- Friedrich Nietzsche",\n"- Leo Tolstoy",\n"- Ernest Hemingway",\n"- Harold Robbins",\n"- Epictetus",\n"- Mark Twain",\n"- Gore Vidal",\n"- George Santayana",\n"- Fred Allen",\n"- Mark Twain",\n"- Adlai Stevenson",\n"- Wilson Mizner",\n"- Nora Joyce to her husband James",\n"- T. S. Eliot",\n"- Henry Louis Mencken",\n"- Tom Stoppard",\n"- Karl Wallenda",\n"- Sun Tzu",\n"- Lao-Tzu",\n"- Alan Kay",\n"- Ernest Hemingway",\n"- George Bernard Shaw",\n"- Che Guevara",\n"- Benjamin Franklin",\n"- Sigfried Hulzer",\n"- Carl Friedrich Gauss",\n"- Thomas Watson",\n"- Mahatma Gandhi",\n"- Edmund Burke",\n"- Von Clausewitz",\n"- Irving Kristol",\n"- H. M. Warner",\n"- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899",\n"- Mark Twain",\n"- General George S. Patton",\n"- Cato the Elder",\n"- Abraham Lincoln",\n"- last words of Pancho Villa",\n"- Oliver Wendell Holmes",\n"- Niccolo Machiavelli",\n"- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live",\n"- Bill Wulf",\n"- Flannery O'Connor",\n"- Ernest Hemingway",\n"- Cicero",\n"- Jeremy Taylor",\n"- Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in court what his current profession was",\n"- Wolfgang Pauli",\n"- Ambrose Bierce",\n"- Voltaire",\n"- Rudyard Kipling",\n"- Charles Dickens",\n"- Paul Valery",\n"- General Douglas MacArthur",\n"- Steven Weinberg",\n"- Pierre Laplace",\n"- Francois-Auguste Rodin",\n"- Frank Lloyd Wright",\n"- Wernher Von Braun"\n]>>

Alice Maz

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